The N is NOT fast, in a straight line when compared to cars that are NOT it's direct competitors. Put it up against an R, a Type R, an AMG45 (or is it A35 now), an S3, and RS3, or literally anything that we know is faster than it, and it is going to get beat, and in some case quite badly.
The R and Type R are at least $10k more (here), the S3 is $30k more, the AMG is $40k more, the RS3 is $60K more.....
Give me $10k in performance mods and I am sure I could make my N close or faster than a Golf R and Type R in performance.
I would love to see a 10 lap race around a race course between an N and an R and a Type R. I think the Type R would still win, although the driver would be wearing a full face helmet to hide his face, who would honestly admit they like look of the Type R?. The R would slow after a few laps because of brake fade, and maybe crash when the driver falls asleep from boredom, and if the winner was the driver with the biggest grin, I suspect the N driver would win hands down.... (and most likely be the last car home).
Run the same race, N vs GTI DSG MY19 with 180KW (that costs 7k more recommended retail with luxury pack), and the N will win hands down before the smiling contest is even considered....
My brother in law owns an Audi S3, so looks down his nose at all things NOT german. Yesterday someone was admiring my car (his was parked right next to it). I said.... "but that Audi is faster", and he said.... "but your car is much more fun to drive than mine". I nearly fell over...
An N in Performance Blue looks SO much cooler than an S3 in boring white....
Outright speed and acceleration are rarely the most important factors in overall enjoyment of a car.